THE POPSICLE TREE
a Dick Hardesty Mystery by
Dorien Grey
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Copyright © 2004 by Dorien Grey
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Library of Congress Control Number:
2004113662
ISBN 1-879194-55-4
First Published Jan. 2005
C H A P T E R 1
Didn't somebody once say the only thing consistent in life is change'?
So how come so many people are totally unprepared for it? They go through
life as if they were driving down a freeway using only their rear-view mirror
to steer by. They think they're going along fine, and suddenly: Wham! Something
they didn't see coming plows into them head-on and changes their lives
completely, sending them spinning off in directions they'd never imagined
going.
The best way to handle change is simply to deal with it, and try looking
at it the way a kid sees new experiences: as a challenge often filled with
wonder. Everything's possible to a child, and growing up' shouldn't
change that. Just keep your mind and your heart open, and who knows? A Popsicle
Tree? Why not?
* * *
"You think they'll like them?" Jonathan asked as we left the apartment with
a shopping bag full of presents.
"Of course they will," I said. "We have excellent taste."
"In men, anyway," he replied, grinning. "At least I do. I'm not so sure about
you."
"Would this be Bid for Reassurance number 1,209?" I asked.
We were on our way to our friends Tim and Phil's apartment, where we were
invited for an impromptu Welcome Back' gathering the day after our
return from two weeks in New York. It was pretty short notice, and Jonathan
had to scurry to get the presents wrapped, but we were anxious to see everyone
againeveryone' in this case being Tim and Phil, Bob and Mario,
and Jared and Jake, who formed our inner circle of friends.
They'd said five o'clock, since it was a Sunday and everyone had to work
the next dayincluding me, unfortunatelyand to my surprise we
arrived exactly on time.
Tim, Phil, Jake, and Jared were already there, and you'd think we hadn't
seen each other in two years rather than two weeks. Jonathan discreetly put
the shopping bag on the floor next to the door before our exchange of bear
hugs with everyone. Phil excused himself and went into the kitchen, returning
with a Coke for Jonathan and a Manhattan for me. It was good to be home.
We'd just gotten seated when Bob and Mario arrived. Since Bob owned our favorite
bar, Ramón's, and Mario managed Venture, another bar, I realized their
being there had involved some serious juggling of schedules, and I appreciated
it. As soon as Tim got their drinks and we'd exchanged a toast to long-lost
friends, Jonathan couldn't wait any longer. He got up and went to the shopping
bag.
"We got you all something from New York," he said. Like Santa Claus with
a bag full of toys, he handed out the giftsone each for Tim and Phil
and for Bob and Mario, and separate gifts for Jake and Jared, since they
did not live together.
They all expressed surprise and thanks as they took the gifts, and Jonathan,
like a little kid, oversaw the opening of each gift in turn. For Jake, a
contractor by trade, we'd found a 1923 Sears & Roebuck catalog which
featured at least a dozen pages of entire homes you could buy in kit forma
three bedroom cottage went for around $1,000. Jonathan had put a little tab
in the catalog to mark the pages.
"Jonathan thought you could get some ideas from them," I said, and Jake looked
at both of us and grinned.
"This is great, guys. Thank you." And he pulled Jonathan down to him and
gave him another hug.
Don't you wish you'd given it to him? one of my mind voices asked. I recognized
it immediately as my crotch.
Shame, Dick Hardesty! Shame! my saintly conscience replied.
Yeah, yeah
whatever.
For Jared, who taught Russian Literature at a small college about an hour
north of the city, we'd found an old book of Russian folk tales in the original
Russian.
Jared was visibly impressed. He turned through the pages, then looked from
Jonathan to me and said: "Where did you ever find this?"
"In a little used book store in Greenwich Village," Jonathan said. "That's
where we got Jake's catalog, too."
Bob and Mario had been renovating a great old Victorian house, and we'd gotten
them a pair of heavy glass candle holders we thought would go well on their
mantle or dining room table.
"They're beautiful," Bob exclaimed, admiring the candlewick pattern.
"We got them at Macy's," Jonathan announced happily.
"Well, they're perfect, and we thank you," Mario said.
"You're welcome," Jonathan said, beaming.
Since Tim and Phil collected exotic tropical fish and had initiated Jonathan's
interest in them, we had picked out a large coffee-table photo book from
the gift store of the New York Aquarium.
"Thank you, Jonathan. Thank you Dick," Tim said. "Of course you realize we
will now have to file for bankruptcy after we go out and get all these fish."
His Santa Claus duties finished, Jonathan came back and sat beside me.
"Now," Jared said, "tell us all about your trip."
And we did.
* * *
It was a wonderful evening. As usual there was enough food for a small army,
and Jake had brought a Bavarian chocolate cake for dessert, as if any of
us really needed it after all the other food.
We sat around talking and laughing until just before ten, when Jared said
he'd better get started on the drive back to Carrington. He'd left his car
at Jake's, so they left together, followed shortly by Bob and Mario, leaving
just Jonathan and me with Tim and Phil. Jonathan wanted to help Tim with
the dishes, but Tim refused with thanks, and we left at about 10:30, heading
for home and the prospect of work in the morning.
* * *
I spent the entire morning at work returning calls left on the answering
machine, and setting up appointments with prospective clients, one of whom
was a George Cramer, owner of Cramer Motors, a used car lot in The Central,
the business hub of the gay community. He didn't go into detail but I arranged
to meet him at his lot at 2:30 that afternoon. A couple of checks had come
in with the accumulated mail, so I decided to take a late lunch and run them
to the bank on my way to The Central.
Jonathan had been saving money to buy his own car for going to and from work,
and we'd planned that I would sell himhe insistedthe car we now
had and I'd get a new "family" car. I thought as long as I'd be at Cramer's
lot, I might look around to see what was available. Being in The Central,
a large percentage of the lot's customers were from the community and I knew
a couple of people who had bought cars there and been satisfied.
I parked on the street in front of the lot, and the minute I walked onto
the lot itself and passed the first row of cars, I was approached by a guy
who did the term "tall, dark, and handsome" a great disservice. Since he
was wearing a name tagClint'I gathered he was one of the
salesmen, and wondered what in the world he was doing selling used cars when
he could be gracing the cover of any men's magazine in the country.
"Hi," he said, cramming more charm into one syllable than it was meant to
hold, and giving me a smile that made me wish I'd brought my sunglasses.
"I'm Clint. See anything you like?"
Don't go there, I warned my crotch before it could say anything.
I was aware that the question was one he undoubtedly used on every male gay
prospective customer.
"Perhaps
" Damn, that was my crotch talking out loud, not me! "
in
a few minutes," I hastened to add. "I'm looking for Mr. Cramer right now."
"Sure," he said, still smiling. "He's in the office. Just let me know when
I can be of some help, Mr.
?" He held out his hand.
"Hardesty," I said. "Dick Hardesty."
Yeah, like you had to include your first name! one of my mind voicesthe
one in charge of being a pain in the asssnorted.
"And I'll do that," I added as I took his hand. There was just the slightest
hint of an extra squeeze before he released it. Damn, this guy was good!
Leaving Clint however reluctantly, I made my way to the office. There were
two empty desks, and three doors other than the entrance, two of which were
closed. Through the third door I could see a very large man seated behind
an equally large desk, who looked up as I approached.
"Mr. Cramer?" I asked.
"Come in!" he said jovially, getting up from his chair and extending his
hand.
"Dick Hardesty," I said as I took it.
"Have a seat, please," he said as he walked around me to close the door,
then returned to his chair.
"Let me say first off that I am not a bigot," he said, apparently by way
of getting right to whatever point he was trying to make. "A man's sexual
orientation is his own private business and no one else's. I don't judge
a man by who he sleeps with."
And who might we be talking about, here? I wondered. Me, Clint, or
?
"I've got one straight salesman," he continued, "Dean Arbuckle, and I suspect
he is ripping me off, though I can't prove it. I don't want you to think
I suspect him just because he's straight." I smiled, both inside and out.
Ah, the world, it is a'changin', I thought.
"And you have no other straight employees?" I asked.
He shook his head. "Just one of my mechanics and my niece, Judi, my brother's
daughter. She's the bookkeeper."
There was a knock at the door.
"Come," Cramer said, and a rather mousy young woman entered. She seemed startled
when she saw me.
"Oh, I'm sorry," she said to Cramer. "I didn't know you were busy." She hastily
laid a manila folder on Cramer's desk. "Excuse me," she said and, without
ever having looked directly at me, she left.
Judi, I assumed. No wedding ring.
Let's see
straight salesman maybe ripping off the boss + single female
bookkeeper
. Gee, ya 'spose?
Well, obviously the possible connection went right over Cramer's head; she
was his niece, after all. I looked out the window into the lot.
"How many salesmen do you have?" I asked.
"Six," he said. "There's a photo of all of us on the wall right by the door
as you go out. Dean's the third from the left, brown tie. They rotate days
and hourswe're open 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. every day. Dean is off today,
which is why I was anxious to talk to you without his being around."
"And what makes you think Arbuckle's ripping you off?" I asked.
"Because things just don't add up. I mean, the figures do, I've gone over
the books very carefully, but starting about two months after Arbuckle was
hired, our profits have been noticeably and consistently down in ratio to
our sales. Clint has only worked here about a month, and sales have really
increased since he's been here, but the profit margin is still down. Jerry
has been with me since we opened, and the rest have worked here for quite
a while. No problems until Dean came along, so I'm sure it's him. I just
want to find out how he's doing it."
"Have you spoken to your niece about it?" I asked.
He shook his head. "No. Before I hired Judi to do the books, I did them all
myself and I know exactly how much profit we should make on every sale. It's
been steady for years. And as I said, I just went over them all very carefully
in case Judi might have missed something or made some sort of mistake, and
all the i's are dotted and all the t's crossed. And I didn't
want to stress her
she's kind of fragile."
He paused, looking at me, then said: "So will you look into it? See what
you can find out?"
"I'll do my best," I said, "though I can't guarantee
."
"I understand that," he said, "but you have a pretty good reputation, from
what I understand. What percentage of your cases would you say you solve?"
Good question! No one's ever asked me that before. I thought a minute. "Most
of them," I said. I then told him my rates.
"Fair enough," he said. "It's a lot less than I figure I've been losing lately.
When can you start?"
"I just got back from vacation," I said, "so my calendar's clear for the
moment. I brought a contract with me, and I'll leave it with you to look
over and sign. You can mail it to my office."
"No, no," he said. "I don't want to waste any time. I'll sign it now."
I took out the contract and gave it to him. He read it over quickly, then
took out a pen and signed. I signed it too, and he immediately ran a copy
on the copy machine next to his desk. When everything was official, I got
up and extended my hand, which he rose to take.
"I'll start on it tomorrow," I said, then added: "I don't want to be seen
around here too often. I'll keep you posted by phone, if that's all right."
"Fine," he said. "I'm here every day. Let me know if you need anything."
"I will," I said.
I left his office and stopped by the framed photo next to the front door,
looking carefully at the third guy from the left in the brown tie. Very nice
looking as, with the probable exception of George Cramer, were they all.
I had a feeling, given the lot's location and clientele, it wasn't just a
coincidence.
Clint saw me as I came out of the office and he hurried over. I noticed another
salesman standing by a Volkswagen van, talking with two women.
"So what can I show you?" Clint asked, teeth and eyes sparkling.
Don't ask me that! I thought.
"I'm looking for a good, inexpensive car for my lover," I said, rather hoping
to see disappointment reflected in his face when I said the word lover'.
There was none. Figures.
"I've got just what you want," he said. Damn! "Right over here
."
* * *
By the time I was able to pull myself away from Clint after looking at almost
every car on the lot and promising to bring Jonathan by soon to look at one
or two, it was nearly four o'clocktoo late to return to the office
and too close to the time Jonathan got off work to try to drive out and pick
him up. But I remembered he had given me a grocery list before he left for
work, and decided to tend to that on my way home.
When I walked into the apartment, arms loaded with grocery bags, Jonathan
was already home. He took one of the bags from me as we went into the kitchen.
"You're home early," I said, setting my bags on the counter and exchanging
our evening hug.
"Yeah," Jonathan said, turning his attention to putting the groceries away.
"Kyle from work gave me a ride home. Oh, and we've got new neighbors!"
"We do?" I asked. "When did that happen?"
"Apparently that couple upstairs moved out while we were gone," he said.
"This new one's a single momher name's Carlene DeNuncio and I'm pretty
sure she's a family memberand she's got the cutest little boy; his
name's Kelly and he's four. They live right above us."
"You met them, I gather," I said.
"They were coming in the same time I was," he said over his shoulder as he
opened the refrigerator door. "She's really nice. Kelly
well, if you
think I talk a lot sometimes, you should hear him! He was telling me all
about his room and that he goes to schoolday-care, actually his mom
saysand he waved goodbye as they went on up the stairs."
The minute he'd mentioned our new neighbor's probably being gay and that
she had a four-year-old son, I knew he'd be thinking of his own four-year-old
nephew, Joshua, and wishing again that we could have kids.
"I sure wish we could have a kid," he said, as if on cue. This was a recurring
theme for Jonathan, even though he realized the biological and legal difficulties
involved. I wasn't sure whether having a four-year-old neighbor would give
him a more realistic look at the problems inherent in raising kids, or if
it would simply intensify his wanting one. I hoped for the former.
Our first full night at home after our trip (Saturday didn't count, since
we were busy unpacking and coming down from the travel and the entire vacation)
was really nice, with just the two of us. We had dinner, watched some TV,
and went to bed earlypartly because Jonathan, while we were reminiscing
about the trip, mentioned the very attentiveand very handsomeflight
attendant on our return flight, suggested we might play a new game he called
The Horny Passenger and The Accommodating Flight Attendant. Talk about the
Friendly Skies
!
* * *
One of the first things I did when I got to the office Tuesday
morningafter attending to my coffee/newspaper/crossword puzzle
routinewas to look in the phone book for the address of one Dean Arbuckle.
Since he'd been off the day before, I hoped he'd be at work. I took a chance
and dialed the number. A woman answered.
"Is Mr. Arbuckle in?" I asked, hoping that he wasn'tif he was, I'd
just hang up.
In the background I could hear children arguing. There was a moment's pause
while the woman covered the mouthpiece and said something to the children,
then came back on. "No, he's at work. Can I help you with something?"
"No, thank you. I'll try to reach him there. Good-bye," and I hung up before
she could ask anything else.
On a whim, I consulted the phone book again and wrote down the address, then
looked for the number and address of Judi Cramer. There was no Judi Cramer
listed, though there were two "J. Cramer"s. I wrote them both down. Since
I didn't know whether Judi worked every day or not, I didn't try calling
either numberif a woman answered I wouldn't know if it was her or J.
Cramer's wife without asking, and I didn't want to have it be her and then
have to try to explain why I was calling.
Instead, I decided to take a drive out past Dean Arbuckle's house, to see
if there might be any immediately visible evidence indicating a lifestyle
above what I might assume to be a normal used-car salesman's meanswhatever
in hell that might be.
He lived, I saw from looking at the city map I keep in my desk, on the north
side of town, near the river. It was a nice day for a drive, and I took my
time.
The Arbuckles lived on a quiet residential street of neatly-kept homes. The
house I was looking for was much like it's neighbors: fake shutters flanking
the windows, a twin-dormer roof and a red-brick sidewalk to the front door.
As I drove slowly past, I looked down the driveway to the neat two-car garage
at the rear of the house, with a basketball hoop over the open double retractable
door. The one side of the garage was empty: in the other I caught a glimpse
of the grill and front end of what looked to be an expensive and obviously
new sports car. I drove around the block and came back, approaching the house
from the other direction. Sure enough, that's what it was. A convertible,
yet!
Well, it appeared that Dean Arbuckle must be an awfully good salesman to
be able to afford a wife, a couple of kids, a nice house, and two cars. (I
assumed he drove to work, which meant he had the second car with him. I wondered
how new it was.)
On my way back to the office, I drove through The Central and down the alley
behind Cramer Motors. Four cars were parked directly behind the office building;
one a late-model CadillacCramer's, probablya last-year's model
Chevy, an older station wagon, and a Volkswagen around three to five years
old. I wondered if Cramer knew Arbuckle had a nice new car in his garage?
I tended to doubt it.
* * *
That evening, as we sat watching the evening news before dinner, Jonathan,
who had beat me home againhis friend Kyle at work apparently had a
girlfriend living near ussaid: "Would you mind if I asked Carlene down
for coffee and cake after dinner? I don't know if she has any friends around
here, and I think you'd really like meeting her."
I set my Manhattan on the coffee table and smiled at him. "
And Kelly?"
I added. Sometimes I could read him like a book.
He looked a little like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
"Uh, well, yeah, of course. We could make it right after dinner since I imagine
Kelly probably has to be in bed pretty early."
"Sure, if you'd like," I said.
"Great! I'll run up and ask her, okay?" He said this even as he was getting
up from the couch and putting his Coke down next to my Manhattan.
"Okay," I said as he reached the door.
He was back within two minutes. "They're just having dinner now," he said,
"but she said that would be nice. They'll be down around seven."
Sitting back down, he picked up his Coke.
"Cake?" I said, taking up where we'd left off. "We have cake?"
"Yeah," he replied. "There's a new bakery right near work, and we don't have
cake very often, so I thought
"
Uh huh. "Well, I'm glad you did," I said, "especially since kids love cake."
He blushed. "That transparent, huh?" he asked.
I just nodded and smiled.
"So I like kids!" he said, and I reached around his shoulders with my free
arm and pulled him toward me. "I know, Babe," I said.
The news ended and I followed him into the kitchen to set the table while
he finished getting dinner ready.
At exactly seven o'clock, as I was drying the last plate and putting it in
the cupboard, there was a knock at the door and Jonathan hurried to open
it.
"Hi, Carlene," he said. "Hi, Kelly! Come on in."
I came into the living room just as Jonathan was gesturing a rather pretty
young woman and a curly-haired little boy toward the couch. The boy was carrying
a toy dump truck.
"Hi, Carlene," I said, "I'm Dick."
She extended her hand and smiled, which made her even more attractive.
"It's nice to meet you, Dick."
"And you," I said to the boy, "are Kelly." I extended my hand and, after
a quick look at his mother, he let the truck fall to the floor and took it
and we shook hands.
Carlene sat down, and Kelly, leaving his truck on the floor, scrambled up
beside her, leaning against her shoulder and looking all around.
"Is this your house?" he asked.
"Yes it is," Jonathan said.
"Do you have a little boy?"
Jonathan gave me a
shall we say significant'
look before
turning to Kelly and saying: "No, I'm sorry, we don't."
You're in for it now, Hardesty, I knew.
* * *
Jonathan made a quick trip to the kitchen to check on the coffee, then returned
and sat beside Kelly on the couch.
"Okay if I sit here?" he asked the boy.
"Sure!" Kelly said, immediately scooting off the couch to play with his dump
truck and leaving Jonathan, Carlene, and me to get acquainted.
Carlene had moved to Carrington, where her sister lived, and where Jared
taught at the college, about a year ago with her girlfriend. They'd been
together since before Kelly was born. I gathered, from her reluctance to
talk too much about it, that they had broken up very recently and she and
Kelly had moved here. She'd found a job almost immediately, and had lived
in a furnished apartment until she was able to buy a few basic pieces of
furniture, then moved into our building. Kelly was enrolled in a
day-care/pre-school run by a pair of lesbian sisters for the kids of gay
parents. (Another significant look from Jonathan.)
When we adjourned to the kitchen, Kelly immediately spotted and headed for
Jonathan's fish tank.
"Look, Mommy! They got fishes!" he proclaimed, standing on tip-toe trying
to touch the tank. Jonathan scooped him up easily and held him in one arm
as he pointed out each fish by name. Carlene looked at me with a bemused
smile, and I excused myself to go to the bedroom to retrieve an empty hard-cover
suitcase to put on Kelly's chair so he could reach the table.
* * *
They left shortly before eight, and we finished cleaning up the kitchen,
then went into the living room to watch a little TV. Jonathan had been
uncharacteristically quiet, and I was pretty sure I knew why.
"That was nice, wasn't it?" Jonathan asked as we sat on the couch.
"Yeah," I said and, before he had a chance to say it, I added: "And Kelly
was very well-behaved. Except perhaps for bursting into tears when Carlene
wouldn't let him give the fish some of his cake. But Carlene must be exhausted
by the end of the day. I suspect four-year-olds can be quite a handful."
He looked at me out of the corner of his eye, but didn't say anything. It
wasn't a very happy look.
You're a real wet blanket, Hardesty, a mind voice said disapprovingly, and
I felt just mildly guilty for not being as enthusiastic as I'm sure Jonathan
wanted me to be.
I was curious to know more about Carlenewhether she'd been married,
who and where Kelly's father was, about the breakup with her partner, which
I gathered had not been a smooth one
of course none of it was any of
my business, but that didn't make me any the less curious.
* * *
I got up well before seven, managed to get out of bed without waking Jonathan,
showered and dressed. I then woke him so he could get ready for work.
"How come you're already dressed?" he asked sleepily, propping himself up
on one arm.
"I want to get to Cramer Motors before it opens," I said, "so I can see what
sort of car a couple of people drive."
"Why's that?" he asked, throwing the sheet and covers aside.
I tried not to look at him: I knew if I did I might not make it out of the
apartment.
"I think I just might do a little basic detective work. I'll take the camera
with me, too."
"There isn't any film in it," he said. "I took all the film from our trip
in to that photo place near work for developing, and I think the camera's
empty."
He came over to give me a hug, and
.
"Hey, watch it!" he said. "I've got to get to work, and so do you!"
I hate it when he's right.
* * *
I parked close to the alley behind the lot, where I could watch the employees
driving into the small parking area directly behind the office. Cramer's
(I assumed) Cadillac was already there. A few minutes later, another car
pulled in from the other end of the alleythe late model Chevy I'd noticed
before. I couldn't tell who was driving until I saw Judi Cramer emerge. She
did not go directly into the office's back door, however, but stood there
as if waiting for someone. Sure enough, a few seconds later, an older model
Dodge station wagon passed me and turned into the alley. I recognized the
driver as Dean Arbuckle. Even from my distance I could see Judi's face light
up.
Arbuckle got out of his car, walked over to her, glanced around to see that
no one was looking (I was, of course, but he obviously didn't see me) and
gave her a quick peck on the cheek. She went to touch his arm, but he said
something to her, and she went into the building. Arbuckle stayed outside
and lit a cigarette, leaning his back against the building.
Damn! I wish I'd had anticipated that little scenarioit would have
made a great photo if I'd have known it was coming, and if there'd been any
film in the camera. Well, maybe it was a little morning ritual. I'd be back.
OK, that told me all I needed to know at the moment. When Arbuckle had finished
his cigarette and gone into the office, I started the engine and drove down
the alley behind the parked cars. I slowed down when I passed the Chevy and
memorized the license number.
Since I had the camera with me, I decided to take another drive out to Arbuckle's
house, in hopes of getting a picture of his new sports car. I had to stop,
of course, for film, and on a whim picked up a roll of low-light film along
with the regular daylight roll.
When I got to the Arbuckle's house, I saw a woman working on a flower bed
beside the driveway. The garage door was indeed open, and the sports car
was where I'd seen it before. I drove halfway around the block and parked.
Not wanting to appear obvious about what I was doing, I put the camera in
the glove compartment, locked it, and walked around the block to where the
woman was still busily at work pulling blades of grass from between the flowers.
She saw me as I approached, and when I got to the driveway I stopped, looking
at the car in the garage as if I'd just noticed it.
"A beautiful car!" I said to the woman, who looked up and smiled.
"Isn't it?" she said. "It's my husband's. He'll let me ride in it, but he
won't let me drive it."
I sighed. "I've always wanted one just like it," I said, "but it's way, way
out of my price range. And it looks brand new, too."
"It is," she said proudly. "Just three weeks old! My husband is in the car
business, and he was able to get it through his employersort of as
a bonus for all the double shifts and overtime he puts in."
I'm sure, I thought.
I stared at the car admiringly, making a mental note of the license number.
"Well," I said, "your husband is a lucky man." I paused just for a moment,
then said: "It was nice talking with you," and continued my walk back to
my car.
When I got to the office, I called Bilyeah, only one "l" for some
reason Dunham, my contact at the DMV, and asked him if he could check
on the address of the owner of the Chevy, when the sports car was registered,
and if it might have been owned previously. I sincerely doubted it, and as
far as I knew Cramer dealt only in used cars.
He said he would and would get back to me within the hour.
I puttered around the office until, a little less than forty-five minutes
later, Bil called back with the information. Judi's address, it turned out,
was less than three blocks from our apartment. And Arbuckle had registered
his new car, purchased at City Imports, exactly three weeks ago.
Now, it's possible George Cramer had a very good friend at City Imports who
would be happy to give a hefty discount to one of Cramer's employees, but
it's also possible that elephants could fly if they ever thought about it.
* * *
When I got home, I was rather surprised to see Carlene and Kelly in the living
room with Jonathan. Kelly was on the floor playing with his dump truck, but
both Carlene and Jonathan were not smiling.
Jonathan got up to give me a hugstill without a smileand said:
"I think Carlene needs your help."
We went quickly over to her while Kelly made sounds like a dump truck. I
saw she had a piece of paper in her hand.
"What's the problem, Carlene?" I asked and she handed me the paper. On it
was written three words: You're dead, bitch! |